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Pizza Factory Power Rankings: Movember Week 4

by Ann Frazier & Casey Krygier / sjsharks.com

Week four of November has just ended, and at this point most of the Movember-grown mustaches are looking incredibly solid.

For those new, a quick primer: Every season, players around the league grow out their 'staches to raise awareness of men's health issues during the month of November. The San Jose Sharks are no different, with six players officially taking part in Movember (the majority of the other 17 or so players already have full beards).

The players, alongside Pizza Factory, are growing out there mustaches to raise money. And each week, sjsharks.com will rank how good the mustaches look through our completely arbitrary Movember rules, including (but not limited to) the following:

Follicular density
Overall grooming
Week-by-week progress (no coasting)
Can we see it?

Donate to the player (or mascot) who you think rocks the best 'stache. 

Compare to week one's rankings.
Compare to week two's rankings.
Compare to week three's rankings.

7. Timo Meier

We can confirm there is still a mustache. But beyond that… There's a reason why he was called "baby faced" in the Olivia Factor Movember report.

Donate to Timo Meier's mustache.

6. Ryan Carpenter

It's possible this mustache has filled out more, but it does still look very similar to the stache on November 1. However, it is a solid mustache regardless of the controversial circumstances surrounding it.  

Donate to Ryan Carpenter's mustache.

5. Chris Tierney

The blonde-ness has finally been overcome, leaving a very solid mustache. 

Donate to Chris Tierney's mustache. 

4. Logan Couture

Maybe it was the light last week? Couture's mustache looks a lot more solid, deserving of the vet status.

Donate to Logan Couture's mustache.

3. Brenden Dillon

Still the goatee, eh Dillon? Regardless of your feelings on the goatee vs. mustache debate, if you cover up the non-stache facial hair you are left with a decently impressive mustache.

Donate to Brenden Dillon's mustache. 

2. Pizza Factory Mascot

Is it obvious that the Pizza Factory Mascot is a mustache-growing vet? Not only has the 'stache completely filled out, it can no longer be contained by the upper lip alone. A very, very solid entry, only surpassed by one other.

Donate to the Pizza Factory Masct's mustache.

1. Dylan DeMelo

There's still a week left of Movember, but it's hard to imagine anybody surpassing this mo. 

Donate to Dylan DeMelo's mustache. 

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