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Pizza Factory Power Rankings: Movember Week 2

by Ann Frazier & Casey Krygier / sjsharks.com

It's the second week of November, which means it's time to check in on the status of the mustaches for the second week of Movember.

Every season, players around the league grow out the hair on their upper lip to raise awareness of men's health issues during the month of November. The San Jose Sharks are no different, with six players officialy taking part in Movember (the majority of the other 17 or so players already have full beards).

The players, alongside Pizza Factory, are growing out there mustaches to raise money. And each week, sjsharks.com will rank how good the mustaches look through our completely arbitrary Movember rules, including (but not limited to) the following:

  • Follicular density
  • Overall grooming
  • Week-by-week progress (no coasting)
  • Can we see it?
  • Mood

Donate to the player (or mascot) who you think rocks the best 'stache. 

Compare to week one's rankings. 

7. Timo Meier

Still not totally sure if there's a mustache here.

Donate to Timo Meier's mustache.

6. Chris Tierney

There's hair on the upper lip, but the blonde color is better than any form of camo: the mustache is barely visible without close study. #blondeproblems

Donate to Chris Tierney's mustache.

5. Logan Couture

The song "Something There" from Beauty and the Beast comes to mind - you know, "Perhaps there's something there that wasn't there before." However, with no help from the light-colored hair, this mustache is one that could be missed on first glance. 

Donate to Logan Couture's mustache. 

4. Pizza Factory Mascot

The mustache is coming in quite nicely - the shape has started to really fill out, and it's very apparent that this stache is being grown by a mustache veteran (unlike some other mustaches on this list).  

Donate to the Pizza Factory Mascot's mustache.

3. Dylan DeMelo

While this mustache is still somewhat sparse, there are hints that it's going to be, in the words of Pierre McGuire, "a monster." 

Donate to Dylan DeMelo's mustache.

2. Ryan Carpenter

Carpenter still has a strong mustache… but there hasn't been much progress since week 1. Our suspicions that there might have been a head-start involved are getting stronger. 

Donate to Ryan Carpenter's mustache.

1. Brenden Dillon

There's a new number one in the rankings, and that's Dillon's well-groomed and decently filled-out mustache. 

Donate to Brenden Dillon's mustache. 

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