Pop culture is filled with awesome sharks, from Bruce in Jaws to Bruce in Finding Nemo to Jabberjaw to Street Sharks to the literally limitless number of made-for-TV shark disaster movies.
Ducks? Not so much.
So in honor of the first round matchup with the Anaheim Ducks, we've decided to go through pop culture's most famous ducks and explain to you why they are actually bad.
∞. The Ugly Duckling
This classic children's story is about how an ugly bird is made fun of by all the other ducklings, but then grows up to be a beautiful swan.
Even children's fairy tales agree that ducks are obviously inferior.