Gritty's announcement of the first event of its kind was very on brand. It read, in part:
"The anti-runners 5K, but all are welcome. How long is it, you ask? Extensive scientific analysis indicates the course is the length of approximately 33,792 hot dogs. But like, if you want to take a short cut and run the first 50 hot dogs then take a breather, I'm cool with that. If you wanna do it for the gram and not really run, also acceptable. Don your finest gritty regalia, and prepare to take the ath out of athleisure."
He continues in the rules of the race that, "there will be nacho cheese," and "Don't step to my starting line in those individual toe running shoes, all Crocs welcome."
Registration for the race opens at 2 p.m. August 29, at
PhiladelphiaFlyers.com/Gritty5K
. The fee is $45 and the proceeds will benefit Flyers Charities, which supports non-profits across the Greater Philadelphia Region.
And just so your remember what's really important, Gritty offered this reminder:
"This isn't about winning, it's about honoring me. Just remember that while you're wheezing across the finish line."