Texier barely knows anyone too, including on his own team. He hadn't even heard of most of the players on the Blue Jackets before he was called up from Cleveland of the American Hockey League on April 4.
He met center Pierre-Luc Dubois at development camp in 2017, days after Columbus took Texier with the No. 45 pick in the 2017 NHL Draft. Ironically, their dads, Eric Dubois and Fabrice Texier, played together for four games with the Laval Titan of the QMJHL in 1986-87.
Texier and Dubois are now road roommates.
"Small world," Dubois said.
Other than that, Texier had heard of Panarin, but not Nick Foligno and Oliver Bjorkstrand, his linemates. He hadn't really heard of anybody else, in fact.
"At some point he'll get familiar with everything, familiar with the guys he's playing against and all that," Dubois said. "For now, it's kind of that innocence."
It's an innocence that has served Texier and the Blue Jackets well so far.
Take, for example, Texier's first NHL game.
April 5, one day after he was recalled. Against the New York Rangers. At Madison Square Garden. A playoff berth on the line. His parents flying to New York from France to be at the game.
Pressure? What pressure?
Texier had a scoring chance early in the game. He finished with three shots on goal and two hits. The Blue Jackets won in a shootout to clinch.
"It was pretty good," Texier deadpanned. "They needed something here, so they just called me and I'm ready for everything. It was great. Big rink."
Texier scored the next night against the Ottawa Senators.
Columbus coach John Tortorella was impressed. He still is.
"No nervousness," Tortorella said. "At least with this guy here there are no nerves at all."