The story makes at least one thing clear: Brad Marchand is the scorpion in the old fable.
The scorpion asks a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid that the scorpion will sting him because, after all, he's a scorpion, to which the scorpion explains that, should he do that, they would both drown. So why would he?
It seems like a logical argument to the frog, who agrees to take him across the river. Halfway there, the scorpion stings him. They're both drowning when the frog asks the scorpion why he did it.
"I couldn't help it," the scorpion says. "It's in my nature."
Which is exactly how best to explain Marchand, as even he agreed, when told the fable.
"If you look at some things that have happened, it's always an act-first, think-later mentality," Marchand said. "I haven't really ever had too many cares and just kind of did what I did, so yeah, I think that's definitely part of it. Kind of dealt with the consequences later. You do it and you don't ask. You ask for forgiveness rather than permission."
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And that's the problem with declaring Marchand rehabilitated as the Bruins get set to face the Toronto Maple Leafs in the Eastern Conference First Round, with Game 1 of the best-of-7 series at TD Garden on Thursday (7 p.m. ET; NBCSN, CBC, SN, TVAS, NESN).
That's the problem with crediting fatherhood or age or a leadership role to his better sense of responsibility. It's still there in Marchand, still deep down, still part of him, even though he may have cleaned up his act, for the most part, this season in the wake of two incidents of licking opponents during the 2018 Stanley Cup Playoffs.
Those moments, including one against Toronto in the first round, saw him get reprimanded by the NHL and left him rather contrite after Boston's season ended, but there's always the chance that on the next shift, in the next game, the scorpion will emerge.
"That's probably true," Bruins center Patrice Bergeron said. "I think that's accurate. He's one of those guys that [when] he's got something on his mind, he's going to stick to it, even if the result is not always even to his advantage."