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The cry goes up from across a dressing room crowded with sweaty players and media members and NHL staffers. There are bodies everywhere. Burns recognizes the sound, immediately. In the midst of answering a question about Joe Thornton, Burns says, "My meat. My little meatball, right there."
"Dad-dy?" the voice asks, rising in demand or panic, it's unclear which. "Daddy? Daddy, where are you?"
A sandy-haired kid appears, with merely a passing resemblance to Burns. Really, though, it would be almost impossible to compare features between this mite and the giant, bearded, gap-toothed defenseman.
The Sharks have reason to celebrate in this particular moment. After all, they have just won the first Stanley Cup Final game in the franchise's history. The last question is asked, finally, and Burns is released. Released to go off with his 4 year old, off to steal some free stuff from the equipment room, a suggestion that prompts that son, Jagger, to exult in his privileged position and willing coconspirator.
Lil' Burns is already minorly famous, a consequence of his participation in his father's epic showing at the 2016 Honda NHL All-Star Game in Nashville, when he stole the show and the hearts of anyone watching.
That is because it is difficult not to delight in Burns, difficult to ignore the quirks and the color and the joy with which he approaches just about everything. This is a person who refers to himself as a "goofy donkey," and seems to back up the statement at every turn. He delights in the world, and the world -- more and more, with his increasing profile -- delights in him.
The pair walk off, bound for the equipment room, bound to find what they can find and steal what they can steal: A small child in an oversized hockey jersey and an oversized child in a tank top and shorts.