Comedian Kreischer, star of 'The Machine,' takes to ice with Ducks

Well, he's definitely not The Ice Machine.

Comedian Bert Kreischer, nicknamed "The Machine" for the bit that made him famous and was later turned into a movie of the same name, took to the ice with the Anaheim Ducks and it did not go well.

Kreischer stepped out on the sheet with all the confidence of a newborn calf.

"All right, get ready for me to fall," he said as he was approaching the ice on skates, perhaps for the first time.

In the same clip, Kreischer is shown taking a shot from clear across the ice and, while it was on target for the net, it did not cross the goal line, stopping inches short.

Kreischer performed at the Honda Center, home of the Ducks, on Saturday shortly after the team shared video of his exploits on the ice. He is currently in the middle of his "Tops Off World Tour" named for his trademark move of removing his shirt before performing.

Kreischer was clearly pumped to be in Anaheim, as he made a promotional video wearing a bright orange Ducks jersey, which of course did not stay on.

While the Ducks were kind enough not to show a video of Kreischer taking a spill, the comedian did that himself on his own account.

Kreischer wasn't the only stand-up comic in Ducks colors this weekend. Former SNL star Pete Davidson performed in a road white Ducks jersey in Anaheim on Friday.

We can only hope Davidson stayed on his feet.