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14th in Western Conference
11th in Western Conference
Edmonton Leads Season Series 1
7:00pm, Rexall Place
BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS AND BE
A HEALTHY SCRATCH
FOR THE OILERS DESPITE
OUT-SCORING DUSTIN PENNER, JARRET STOLL AND DWIGHT KING:
THE LA KINGS ARE GOING TO CANADA!!!
That's right, the LA Kings are going to Western Canada! And on purpose even! Whenever the LA Kings play back to back games with the Edmonton Oilers and the Calgary Flames it really brings back
some of my fondest memories
as a blogger. First up, are the Edmonton Oilers. With 9 points in 14 games, Edmonton Oilers rookie Nail Yakupov is showing everyone across the league that as a 19 year-old he could...
...lead the LA Kings in scoring.
But simple tasks like "scoring goals" aren't the only things Nail Yakupov can do. And as with any young phenom that loves to be the center of attention
... Hollywood has taken notice. So you know what that means... as soon as the Edmonton Oilers season ends April 27th, Nail Yakupov heads down to Los Angeles to star in his first acting role...
...a remake of The Shawshank Redemption.
More like The Shawnhorcoff Redemption... am I right
I'm not saying the Nail Yakupov version of The Shawshank Redemption is going to be a bomb... but let's just say it will earn the 1st Overall Draft Pick in 2014. With the recent news that Yakupov will be demoted to the 3rd Line
, Hollywood knows the perfect use for attractive 3rd-tier performers who can really dance out on the ice...
Well, once you've hit the bottom of the reality-show barrel in Hollywood... there really is no where else to go.
This just shows how short-sighted Hollywood can be. Everyone knows the best use for Nail Yakupov!!!
I have no idea who created this GIF but it is amazing.
THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY
FYI, Jim Fox... you spelled "square" wrong.
The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier and Jonathan Quick. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf