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The Royal Half Report: Issue #4

by The Royal Half / Los Angeles Kings
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GIF That Best Represents the Past Two Weeks for the LA Kings:

Tanner Pearson and Tyler Toffoli Screams of Joy

Since the last Royal Half Report, That 70s Line has 8 goals and 18 points and the Kings are 3-0-1.

And apparently... this is a thing now:



It's Halloween and everyone is talking about what costume they should wear. And for some of the LA Kings players, they've already made up their mind. For instance, Dwight King is dressing up like an eccentric, down-to-earth millionaire.

Whoops, wrong photo. Kinda.

Lauren King is also wearing the rejected Wild Wing outfit.

Mike Richards is dressing up as Jack Johnson for Halloween.

Columbus Blue Jackets v Los Angeles Kings

No, silly... not THAT Jack Johnson.

THAT Jack Johnson.

And Jon Quick is going as Jason from Friday the 13th.

It's not one of the players, but we might have a winner for best costume of 2014.

Sure, costumes are a lot of fun... but everyone knows that Halloween is all about carving pumpkins! And boy... have LA Kings fans been busy!

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First comes Halloween, then comes Thanksgiving and before you know it, it's time for the Holidays! And that means buying your favorite LA Kings fan a gift! Thankfully, TRH Queen of Meme, @Almsmcq, has discovered the ultimate gift for the LA Kings fan that has everything.



As a public service to LA Kings fans, Almsmcq has prepared some examples for any of you that might be having trouble picturing how awesome the LA Kings Onesie would be. Presenting...

1,000 Real Life Situations That Would Be SO Much Better in an LA Kings Onesie!

teaching yoga


  Giiirls night

It's as cozy as being home in bed, but with better music and fancy cocktails.

  enduring linda

You wonder when someone will finally snap and tell her that she's really not that funny.Make sure it isn't you by staying wrapped in the fleecy comfort of your favorite team.

on a boat


  dance battles

Who's got SWAGGER!?   Two Time Stanley Cup Champions got SWAGGER! Wrap yourself in their power and BRING IT!

  Getting BottleService

If you're going to be pretend that you're still young and relevant, you might as well do it in comfort.

meeting the parents

Nothing is less threatening than a man in what looks like adult footie pajamas.

Best man

What else would the BEST man wear?

  trader Joes

If you're going to circle around for 45 minutes just to run in for more Joe Joe's and Two Buck Chuck, why not be the most awesome version of yourself?

fondue parties

Because if you're gonna be cheesy... then be cheesy!

All we want for Christmas is pictures of our fellow LA Kings fans in their onesies, so when your onesie ships next month, PLEASE be sure and tweet us your pictures!! WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM!


Our recap of the past two weeks in all things #Gustl. It all started with an innocent tweet from Bailey, the LA Kings Mascot...

And then the world finally discovered what we've known for years...

"Anze Kopitar, your dog is cute" #LAKings #MeetThePlayers

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Keep tuned to The Royal Half Report for all news #Gustl as it happens!



Now that Willie Mitchell is in Miami, he's given up eating at fine food establishments for the national pastime of Florida.

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick, Ben Scrivens, and Martin Jones. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf

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