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PHILADELPHIA FLYERS VS JEFF CARTER POINTS UPDATE:
It turns out the only thing worse than the way the LA Kings played last Saturday against the Nashville Predators
was the traffic in Los Angeles as Kings fans made their way to the LA Zoo for Meet The Players night
. Thankfully, this isn't the first time Jim Fox has battled LA traffic.
And besides... it wasn't just Jim Fox that had trouble getting to the Zoo on Tuesday night. It was the entire team.
Thankfully, the LA Kings Players arrived at the Zoo and within a few minutes everything was back to normal.
Gorilla Salad, forever.
LA TOURISM BOARD:
It's been anything but an upbeat season for the Buffalo Sabres. From the announcement of their brand-new 3rd Jersey
, to their goalie attempting to fight a former LA King in pre-season
, to their best player getting traded
... it's been tough to be a fan of the Sabres in 2013.
That should tell you everything you need to know.
The Sabres come into tonight's game at Staples Center with a 3-13-1 record for a total of 7 points in 17 games. 7 points. 7 points. So we here at The Royal Half went on a mission to find...
5 THINGS THAT HAVE MORE POINTS THAN THE BUFFALO SABRES!!! 1. Neville Longbottom
Neville Longbottom is a character from the Harry Potter series that is shy, clumsy and introverted. Throughout the books, he was constantly being told by his peers that he wasn't good enough. He's pretty much the Buffalo Sabres of the Harry Potter books.
Best. Sabres 3rd Jerseys. Ever.
And even though Neville Longbottom was a big loser for most of his life...
...he earned 10 points for standing up to his friends, when he tried to stop them from leaving the Gryffindor common room after hours.
And that's 3 more points than the Buffalo Sabres have. 2. Lindsay Lohan's Drivers License
Via The Express Lane
Driving Under the Influence: 4 Points (2 for each time caught)
Reckless Driving : 2 Points
Hit and Run (In California and New York): 2 Points
At Fault Collision: 1 Point
Driving on a Suspended License: 2 Points
Running a Red Light: 1 Point
Lying to a Police Officer: Misdemeanor (No driving record points)
Total points: 12
Buffalo Sabres: 7 3. The Edmonton Oilers
The Edmonton Oilers are in complete turmoil. There are trade winds blowing left and right and fans are fed up with the Oilers culture of losing.
But they still have 3 more points than the Sabres. 4. Reggie Miller 8 in 8.9 Seconds
In 1995, Reggie Miller had what some people have called one of of the most amazing playoff performances ever.
When he scored 8 points in 8.9 seconds.
The Buffalo Sabres have 7 points in 37 days. 5. Five Wings from Buffalo Wild Wings on Weight Watchers
How is this not the Sabres 3rd Jersey?
That's right, 5 wings from Buffalo Wild Wings will cost you 15 points on Weight Watchers. As opposed to 1 wing from Buffalo that will cost you $27,000,000 over 6 years.
As created by Jesse Cohen from All The Kings Men Podcast... The Moulson Index™ highlights an opposing player from tonights game who has the opportunity to score against his former employer, the LA Kings.
Tonight's Moulson Index Spotlight is:
MATT MOULSON, LEFT WINGER
In 5 games versus the LA Kings in his career, Matt Moulson has 3 GOALS & 1 ASSIST
WAIT... MATT MOULSON IS THE MOULSON INDEX™ PLAYER?!?
THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY KINGS WEEKLY SNEAK PEEK
Tonight on Fox Sports West immediately after Kings Live is a brand-new episode of Kings Weekly
, and this week Anze Kopitar makes a boy's dream come true!
Oh... I thought Kopitar took him to see the Ducks play. But skating with Kopi is cool too.
THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY
It turns out Jarret Stoll's upper-body injury may be worse than we thought...
The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier and Jonathan Quick. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf