Your old friends @LAKings decided to take a quick break during today's 18 holes at the Brentwood Country Club to submit our Stanley Cup picks.
So sit back and crack open a nice tall cold can of LaCroix and ridicule our horrendous round-by-round selections.
Chicago Blackhawks vs Nashville Predators
The poor Predators have no chance competing against not one, not two, but three (!!!) of the NHL's Top 100 players of all time.
Minnesota Wild vs St. Louis Blues
At a raucous XCel Energy Center, Bruce Boudreau watches Zach Parise score a game-winning goal in Game 7. Unfortunately for Boudreau, it was an attempted clearing attempt that snuck past Devan Dubnyk.
Anaheim Ducks vs Calgary Flames
The original Mighty Ducks play-by-play announcer Bob Miller leaves behind some good vibes at Honda Center.
Edmonton Oilers vs San Jose Sharks
Milan Lucic avenges last season's playoff loss to the Sharks.
...it only kinda, sorta, barely helps take the sting off.
Montreal Canadiens vs NY Rangers
Once again, Dwight King proves that he is more handsome than Henrik Lundqvist.
Ottawa Senators vs Boston Bruins
"The Guy Who Should Have Won the Norris Trophy Last Season" leads his team into the second round.
Washington Capitals vs Toronto Maple Leafs
Tom Gilbert > Auston Matthews (duh)
Pittsburgh Penguins vs Columbus Blue Jackets
Chicago Blackhawks vs St. Louis Blues
Anaheim Ducks vs Edmonton Oilers
Good vibes continue. Thanks for filling in, Jack Michaels!
Montreal Canadiens vs Ottawa Senators
Ontario, California? Ontario, Canada? Good enough for us.
Go Ontario hockey!
Pick: A̶r̶l̶o̶ ̶D̶o̶w̶d Ottawa Senators
Washington Capitals vs Columbus Blue Jackets
The Blue Jackets are forced to forfeit the series as they were unaware they have to keep playing following first ever playoff series win.
Chicago Blackhawks vs Edmonton Oilers
Jeff Carter and his long-lost third son.
Washington Capitals vs Ottawa Senators
Stanley Cup Final
Washington Capitals vs Edmonton Oilers
Pick: Justin Williams