Michael and Robert (and their various derivatives) are by far the most plentiful on the NHL's all-time player list. There have been more than 200 players named Mike/Michael/Michel (Puck Prospectus put the number at 206) in the NHL, the most of any first name. Robert/Bob/Bobby is next at 194, with Dave/David/Davey a distant third at 134.
But which name would give you the best chance at winning the Stanley Cup? Here's a look at some potential winning combinations:
Mike Gartner or 573-goal (in just 10 seasons) gunner Mike Bossy. Not a bad dilemma to have. Mike Modano would make a pretty nice No. 1 center, with Mike Bullard on the second line. Michel Goulet looks like a pretty good first-line left wing. My penalty-killing unit could include guys like Michael Peca and Mike Sillinger (and I'd win a lot of faceoffs, too). Mike Ricci adds offense, defense and an element of feistiness.
My defense should get plenty of offense with Mike Green running the show, and with players like Mike Ramsey on the blue line, my one-two goaltending duo of Mike Vernon and Mike Richter should get some assistance. Mike Liut can fill in if one of them gets hurt.
And should my TV crew need some help, I'll move Mike Milbury from the ice to the broadcast booth to work with Mike Emrick.
The Roberts -- It will always be a great day for hockey for my coach, Bob Johnson, and if things get a little tough, he can turn to fellow Cup-winner Bob Hartley for some assistance behind the bench.
But with a top six like the one Team Robert can put on the ice, Badger Bob would have a lot to smile about.
My goalie, Roberto Luongo, hasn't won a Stanley Cup yet, but he did win an Olympic gold medal this year. Guys like Bob Sauve and Bob Essensa would make good backups.
Then again, they might not have a lot to do -- not with a top defense pairing of Bobby Orr and Rob Blake. Think that duo might be good for a few points?
When Orr wasn't scoring goals, he could pad his assist total by feeding another Bobby -- Hull. And a third Bobby -- Clarke -- would make a pretty effective threesome. Clarke's passing skills might persuade me to move another 1,000-point man, Bobby Smith, to the wing. My checking unit, led by Bob Gainey, Bob Pulford and speedy penalty-killer Bob Bourne, would be pretty good too, and having a kid like Bobby Ryan waiting in the wings gives me plenty of depth.
The Johns -- My coach, John "Jack" Adams was good enough to have an award named after him, so I don't think we'll have too many problems behind the bench. If he needs help, I'm sure John Tortorella would be more than willing; and John Brophy can provide some color.
I have plenty of talent in goal, with Hall of Famer Johnny Bower, 300-game winner John Vanbiesbrouck and John Ross Roach as an emergency backup if either of them gets hurt. That's a good thing, because my defense might be a little thin -- although having three-time First-Team All-Star Jack Stewart is a good starting point.
My first two centers are virtual clones -- Jean Beliveau and Jean Ratelle give me skill and class down the middle. I'll have John Tonelli dig the puck out of the corner, and get it to Johnny Bucyk, John LeClair and John MacLean. John Ferguson can score a few goals and keep opponents in line, and I'll hope that my kids, Jonathan Toews and John Tavares, continue to develop into elite players.
The Al/Alex/Alexanders -- My coach, Al Arbour, knows a thing or two (or four, actually) about winning Stanley Cups, so we're set behind the bench. I don't have the depth in goal that some of the other teams do, but having Alex Connell isn't a bad start, and Al Rollins is just fine as a backup.
My power play ought to score a few goals and scare a few goaltenders with Al MacInnis as my point man, and Allan Stanley makes a nice complement as a stay-at-home guy -- as would Arbour, if he decides he wants to be a player-coach.
Alex Ovechkin is going to score a few goals, and guys like Alexander Mogilny, Alex Kovalev and Alexei Yashin know where the back of the net is. Hall of Famer Alex Delvecchio should find plenty of streaking wingers to feed, and I can use Alexei Zhamnov to add a little extra offense when it's needed.
The Bills/Williams -- Billy Reay coached Chicago for 14 seasons and won more than 500 games, though he never did bring home a Stanley Cup. Still, I'm more than happy to have him behind my Bills bench; Bill Stewart, who did lead the Hawks to a Cup (in 1938) can be his assistant.
I'm awash in goaltending talent -- Billy Smith and Bill Durnan are such a dynamic one-two punch that two-time Cup-winner Bill Ranford will spend a lot of time in the press box.
My team is also in good shape on the blue line. Bill Quackenbush and Bill Gadsby are Hall of Famers, and players like Bill White and Willie Huber are more than adequate support for them.
Bill Mosienko won't score three goals in 21 seconds every night, as he did when he set the NHL record for the fastest hat trick, but he provides speed and skill in the middle to go along with Bill Cowley. They should get plenty of help on the wing from fellow Hall of Famers Bill Cook and Bill Barber.
The Davids -- David Gill led the original Ottawa Senators to a Stanley Cup in the 1920s, but Dave Tippett has been one of the NHL's best coaches during the past few seasons, so we'll give him the top job and relegate Gill and Dave King to assistants. Should be a pretty good bench.
Up front, I should get some power-play production with 600-goal scorer Dave Andreychuk making life miserable for goaltenders. Dave Taylor will also provide points, Dave Keon gives me one of the best two-way centers in any league and Dave Gagner provides depth. David Krejci injects youth and skill in the middle.
The Steves -- You've heard of player-coaches -- but how about a player-GM? Not only would Steve Yzerman be the No. 1 center for my team, but judging by his success in building Canada's gold medal-winning team at the Olympics and flurry of moves with Tampa Bay, he can be the general manager as well (Steve Tambellini can fill in while Stevie Y is on the ice).
He'll have to do some shopping for a coach -- Steve Sterling (Islanders) is the only coach with that name ever to make the postseason. Steve Ludzik can serve as his assistant.
My goaltenders -- Steve Shields, Steve Baker, Steve Weeks -- are competent but don't have the star power of some of the other names. I'll get some offense on the blue line from Steve Duchesne, with assistance from guys like Stephane Robidas and Stephane Quintal (OK, so maybe I'm cheating a little).
Yzerman will unquestionably be my No. 1 center, and his passes should find a welcome target in fellow Hall of Famer Steve Shutt. Guys like Steve Larmer, Steve Thomas and Stephane Richer also know how to find the back of the net. Steven Stamkos figures to be my emerging star, and Stephen Weiss can help as well.
The Waynes -- They don't have the depth of some of the other teams, but any team with Wayne Gretzky can never be taken lightly. Gretzky can dish to guys like Wayne Babych while hoping that the defense can provide enough support for goalies Wayne Stephenson and Wayne Thomas.
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