Well, it’s Movember again and the Wild Mo Bros are back at it, growing their soup strainers for men’s health. Check out the Wild's Movember page
, presented by Jack Link's Beef Jerky, to join the team. You can also see all the cookie dusters at the team's photo gallery
. Since the players are doing their part, Wild.com is doing its part and trying to determine the best Wild moustache. Now in the final week of Movember, the team’s moustaches look so good they could land a role in Hollywood:
Wooderson Division (Dazed and Confused)
Division for moustaches that get older and stay the same age.
Mikael Granlund — The most laidback nose neighbor thinks it would be a lot cooler if you did grow a Mo for Movember.
Darcy Kuemper — Alright, alright, alright, Kuemper starred in the Division last season, but, let’s be honest, this bro’s Mo will be coming back to high school Moon Tower parties until he’s 45 years old.
Captain Jack Sparrow Division (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Division for the pirate crumb catchers.
Matt Dumba — The blueliner’s lip luggage looks like it would be comfortable riding the high seas and captaining the Black Pearl. Don’t try a mutinous rebellion against this Mo; it’ll rope a couple of sea turtles together and make a raft.
Nino Niederreiter — Rumor has it that this lip rug fought off his old mates to recover Davey Jones’s heart and lived to tell the tale. However, Niederreiter’s muzzy would have the authority to rename their boat The Flying Swissman.
White Goodman Division (Dodgeball)
Division for lip whiskers that could literally take a metaphorical bull by the horns.
Justin Fontaine— This mouth brow spent the month of Movember doing squats at Globo Gym America Corp. because it understands that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders. Nobody makes this lipholstry bleed its own blood.
Russell Hammond Division (Almost Famous)
Division for the incendiary moustache.
Nate Prosser — From the beginning they agreed that he’s the defenseman and his upper lip is the duster with mystique. This ‘stache wants to find some real people, stand on the rooftops and shout, “I am a Golden God!” before rejoining the Mo Bros on the bus for a Tiny Dancer sing-along.
Principle Edward R. Rooney Division (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)
Division for the cookie duster that is willing to go the extra mile to catch truants.
Kyle Brodziak — Another wonderful performance from Brodziak’s lip foliage, but comes up just short one again. It must be frustrating to chase down plucky youngsters all day who’s just out having a good time, get beat up and attacked by a dog and then have to ride the school bus home next to a girl with pocket warmed gummy bears.
Ron Burgundy Division (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)
Division for the face lace that could anchor the Channel 4 News.
Ryan Carter — I don’t know how to put this, but it’s kind of a big deal to win the Mo Bros Power Rankings. Carter’s lip sweater loves scotch, has many leather-bound books and has an apartment that smells of rich mahogany. You stay classy, State of Hockey.