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The Best of ClutterStache

by Carly Peters / Minnesota Wild


The Minnesota Wild Mo Bros participated in Movember, a charity initiative where men grow moustaches throughout November to raise money and awareness for cancers affecting men, for the second straight season. But this year, stache enthusiasts and Minnesota Wild fans alike were treated to the thoughts of Cal Clutterbuck's moustache, as it started a humorous Twitter account aptly named ClutterStache.

Whether it was his impeccable grooming, clever wit or love of all things with whiskers, ClutterStache quickly grew in popularity, earning an impressive 1,255 followers in less than one month. The folks over at the NHL even wanted to interview ClutterStache. Movember only lasted 30 days, but ClutterStache's contributions to the Twitterverse will last a lifetime.

Wild.com looks back at ClutterStache's top Movember Tweets. It's a long list, but it's difficult to edit perfection.

ClutterStache's Top Movember Tweets:


"Hello world! I'm here for two reasons: 1. To raise money for prostate cancer research 2. To make people swoon."

"I checked the rule book. Staches can't be fined for tweeting in the locker room at game time."

"Cal and I are at odds right now. He's thinking Italian. I'm craving sushi. We've got to get on the same page here."

"Big #mnwild game tomorrow. Cal is sound asleep, getting his rest. I’m too excited to sleep! Might watch UFO Hunters on History Channel."

"Once again, Cal is proud to show me off by not wearing a helmet in #mnwild warmups. Cal, I want you to know I'm proud of you, too."

"A stache this attractive can’t be locked up in a glass container for two minutes like this until it’s in a museum after #Movember."


"Long practice today. Exhausted! Feeling a little better now that Cal splashed some power drink on my whiskers."

"The stache at the top of the mountain didn't fall there."

"Scheduled to make another top line appearance tonight. Gotta show the Mikko mo how to grow."

"If the cast of #JerseyShore can regain their MOjo in Miami, then we def. can tomorrow. They didn’t even have staches!"

"I’m tired today. Because of Cal’s upper-body injury, I had to wipe the snow off his car when we landed. It took longer than I hoped."

"Was there ever a doubt Cal would play tonight? When you’re stach'n, you can’t stay in the shadows, you have to be under the lights."

"I want to say "Happy Birthday!" to the best human host EVER! Cal turns 23 today; coincidentally I turn 19 and a 1/2."

"The boys made it work in OT tonight, much like I make Cal's face work."

"Excited to see all the record-breaking Mos today after Cal lights the lamp a couple of times. Cal, if you're reading...no pressure."

"The Saddledome looks like an upside down stache."
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