STL - Armstrong built, Hitchcock driven.
VAN - A Pacific Northwest power should be allowed to plow a little water
DET - A glimpse at 'Nik Lidstromless' looks like it might/could be post-apocalyptic gloomy
NSH - Expectations can be paralyzing. Ask Buffalo. Buffalo.
CHI - Too many chiefs, not enough impact players...or saves??
LA - Uh oh, look who learned (paid) to score.
DAL - Karigama
PHO - Octagoney. The Belt and Suspenders Desert Choke Hold is applied, Hockey submits.
SJ - Tinker, Tinker...tick, tick, tick...
COL - How to lose at NHL trivia: Name the Avs G.M. (Hint: It doesn't rhyme with 'Stella Artois' or 'go traffic'). But win or lose, admire what he's done.
CGY - Will an organizational enema be scheduled if they suffer another non-playoff year? Shootout failure is already giving them pain in that area.