First impressions mean a lot. This includes Twitter, where the first tweet is immortalized in perpetuity. For example, here is the first tweet from*Note: excluded first tweets that were replies/retweets.*#### 11. Dylan DeMelo### [Tweet from @ddems2: got twitter for the boys @matthews019 @jgarrett94](https://twitter.com/ddems2/status/87735167870976001)On one hand, it's nice to give friends a shoutout. On the other hand, this is a bland first tweet.#### 10. Mikkel Boedker[Tweet from @Mikkelboedker: Going back to Arizona tomorrow. Excited.](https://twitter.com/Mikkelboedker/status/19860443862)It's always good to be excited to go back to work (even if it was the Coyotes).#### 9. Brenden DillonJersey Shore? Come on, Brenden.#### 8. Aaron DellGetting those two points should be the first thought for everyone.#### 7. Chris TierneyNegative points for waiting four months to tweet. Positive points for admitting his mistake. #yikes#### 6. Logan CoutureWe can't believe it either, Logan.### 5. Joel WardDropping Jay-Z lyrics in your first tweet is an easy way to put yourself in the top five.#### 4. Brent BurnsGet traded to the Sharks, start a Twitter account. Pretty good reason to start one.#### 3. Joe PavelskiThe first tweet is everything you'd expect from the Captain: salutation, while acknowledging fellow tweeters. But the second tweet… Let's just say Pavelski would have weaseled his way to the top spot too if that was his first tweet.#### 2. Tomas HertlTomas Hertl.#### 1. Marc-Edouard VlasicYou can't do much better than that.
