Power Rankings: Worst Ducks

Pop culture is filled with awesome sharks, from Bruce in Jaws to Bruce in Finding Nemo to Jabberjaw to Street Sharks to the literally limitless number of made-for-TV shark disaster movies.
Ducks? Not so much.
So in honor of the first round matchup with the Anaheim Ducks, we've decided to go through pop culture's most famous ducks and explain to you why they are actually bad.
∞. The Ugly Duckling
This classic children's story is about how an ugly bird is made fun of by all the other ducklings, but then grows up to be a beautiful swan.
Even children's fairy tales agree that ducks are obviously inferior.

∞. Howard the Duck
The worst movie George Lucas made until the Star Wars prequels were unleashed upon the world, this somewhat-creepy titular duck headed one of the most costliest box-office flops of all time.
Not even a cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy can redeem this duck.
∞. The Duck (from Friends)
One half of the "Chick and Duck" duo, this duck didn't even do anything in the TV show except quack, poop on things, and swallow Ross's second wife's engagement ring. The duck didn't even get a proper send-off, disappearing in season 6 and only being explained away in season 10.
∞. Oregon Duck
The store-brand version of Donald Duck.
∞. Mr. Ducksworth
Note: we couldn't find a photo of Mr. Ducksworth, so here's a photo of the equally bad team named after him.
First of all, Mr. Ducksworth was the inspiration of the team name "Ducks" so that's one point against him. Then he promotes fair play but immediately contradicts himself once it isn't convenient, which is a pretty scummy thing to do.
∞. Duck Army
Watch: Youtube Video
Pretty sure this is the reason why Vine was shut down.
∞. Daffy Duck & Donald Duck

They're both obvious second fiddles that are difficult to understand with anger management issues.
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Why were these all ranked infinity? Because - and let's be honest here - nobody likes a duck.