That awkward moment when @USCWomensTennis accidentally smashed the @pac12 championship trophy... #FightOn pic.twitter.com/d5iUdVSHq7
— USC Trojans (@USC_Athletics) April 17, 2015
Evan Bush, Seattle Times
“A semitruck rolled early Friday, spilling a load of honeybees on the Interstate 5 median at the Interstate 405 interchange near Lynnwood.”
Jon Rosen, LA Kings Insider
“On the way home from Calgary, it took us 31 tries before the simulator produced LOS ANGELES KINGS. This morning, the Kings appeared on the sixth refresh. In real life, neither result foretells a June Connor McDavid press conference at Staples Center.”
Tom Ley, Deadspin
“Paul Lukas of Uni Watch, who is as on top of these things as anyone can be, just posted some mockups of what are apparently prospective designs for the Los Angeles Clippers’ new jerseys, and oh man, are they butt.”
“The American Hockey League announced today that right wing Brian O'Neill of the Manchester Monarchs has been voted the winner of the Les Cunningham Award as the AHL’s most valuable player for the 2014-15 season.”
Samar Kalaf, Deadspin
"Breaded chicken dropped from the sky. How did it get there; who knows why?
Maybe a seagull, with a keen eye, nabbed it from a fan, and began to fly.
The bird lost interest, or maybe its grip. Whatever happened, the meat started to slip.
The chicken fell, and bounced off the mound. Randall Delgado didn’t notice the meat on the ground."
Stacey Ritzen, Uproxx
“This dog, much like you at your job on this beautiful Friday afternoon, does not give a f*ck. Sure, it may be somewhat humiliating to lay there while the automatic trigger-censored dog door goes up and down, making a satisfying “clop” sound every time it hits the dog on the head, but on the other hand, this dog is maxing and relaxing with its head out the door while you’re stuck in your dumb cubicle. Now, you tell me who’s the one who’s got life figured out.”
Kevin Draper, Deadspin
“This has to sting for Tampa Bay’s Tim Beckham. He really got a hold of the ball and took it deep to left, only to see Toronto’s Kevin Pillar Spider-Man up the damn wall to take a home run away.”