For fans of Zenon Konopka and Arty Verdi’s nightly wrestling match:
Tonight the equipment assistant’s long pondered “fake blood” idea came to fruition, as he exploded a ketchup packet in his hands while clutching at his face midway through the bout.
He had Konopka fooled for about a half second, before the centerman retaliated with an even more one-sided fake beating than usual. Verdi still classified the match as a “win.”
I’m still trying to convince the duo to throw a folding chair into the mix.