GLENDALE -- Coyotes captain Shane Doan is scheduled to be a guest analyst on NHL Network today from 3-4:30 p.m. (AZ time) and Sunday from 2:30-4 p.m. (AZ time) as part of the network’s continuing coverage of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
It will be the first time Doan has served as an analyst on national television. With that in mind, Coyotes Analyst Tyson Nash has provided three tips for his good pal as the former embarks on this fun journey into broadcasting.
Tip No. 1:
“Use makeup and LOTS of it. You actually might need a power washer to put it on nice and thick.”
Tip No. 2:
“Somehow straighten that nose. Your crooked beak is starting to look like a road map, and from certain angles it looks like you’re sniffing your ear.”
Tip No. 3:
“Last but not least, don’t stare directly into the camera Bud! You’re gonna scare the kids at home watching. Very subtle looks.”