9. @hammerinhank89 You find yourself sitting on the dock wearing boots, waiting for the pond to freeze.
8. @calnewfie Your wife can’t watch her TV shows because you’ve subscribed to NHL Center Ice and blocked all other channels.
7. @wrightap You hire a PA announcer to call your family to the dinner table in two languages while you all say: “Je suis Canadien”.
6. @CrossOverDangle Your boss calls you into his office to yell at you, so you face-wash him and pull his shirt over his head.
5. @jspoupart When you fall off your bike, you tell the trainer to stitch you up and send you back in.
4. @runway29 You take a drink at your desk and spit some on the floor.
3. @Stacyohms You start putting up boards around your swimming pool.
2. @puckinghostile Every time you take a cup out of the dishwasher you hoist it over your head.
1. @JamesODolan You see a guy from accounting crossing the office with his head down so you lay him out!