Franz Josef spent 68 years as the king of Austria and the emperor of Hungary. Dual monarchies are cool like that. Also, he signed the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867, which sounds super important. And his nephew was Franz Ferdinand, best known for the 2004 hit song "Take Me Out."
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There's only one Blue Jacket who can replicate that incredible lip fur -- Scott Hartnell. We think that anybody who is capable of growing this mustache is morally obligated to do so.