Henrik Sedin and Daniel Sedin go together like spaghetti and meatballs or lamb and tuna fish. But with back-to-back picks by Team Lidstrom and Team Staal, they were separated for this year's All-Star Game.
I'm not really sure how they'll go on living. Everyone knows the Sedins do everything together, even though they are adults with families. But they're twins, and we've been told they must do everything together.
I remember where I was when I found out Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston were breaking up. I was in the checkout lane at a supermarket. I was crushed. Devastated. Now I have to live in a world where the Sedins won't play a game together? How will I function?
Are you picking up on my sarcasm? Good, because I'm laying it on pretty thick. This is going to be fantastic.
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